*tap tap* 

Is this thing on?


Hello?
Anyone there?

It's my birfday and I got a balloon.

Nyah nyah!

I'm so tired of everyone in my family and some of my friends.

I need to rant and get it off of my chest but I haven't had the chance to sit down and get it out.

( Fuckin shit )

A - Accent: Midwestern. Only on certain words, Darren still makes jokes at me
B - Breast size: 36C sometimes D...depending on that time of month
C - Chore you hate: Laundry
D - Dad's name: Edward
E - Essential make-up item: blush
F - Favorite perfume: Be Deliscious DKNY
G - Gold or silver: Silver
H - Hometown: Schaumburg, Illinois
I - Insomnia: Sometimes.
J - Job title: Payroll Specialist
K - Kids: Kitties....?
L - Living arrangements: Own a house with my husband, Darren.
M - Mum's birthplace: Maywood, Illinois
N - Number of apples you've eaten: Fuckers!
O - Overnight hospital stays: When I had pneumonia when I was 17
P - Phobia: Dark
R - Religious affiliation: Ummmm. Not really one specific.
S - Siblings: 20 year old brother
T - Time you wake up: 7AM
U - Unnatural hair colors you've worn: Black and Red.
v - Vegetable you refuse to eat: Brussels sprouts
W - Worst habit: Nail Biting.
X - X-rays you've had: Teeth, leg, chest.
Y - Yummy foods you make: Pollo Linguine is my best.
Z - Zodiac sign: Pisces

A photojournalistic approach to me in the past 3-4 years

( more pictures )

Im leaving this open, to anyone and everyone.


1. Reply to this post if you want/need me to tell you how cool you are!

2. Watch my journal over the next few days for a post just about you and why I think you rock my socks.

3. Post these instructions in your journal and give your friends a much needed dose of love and adoration!

This is even stupider than the trick-or-treat one. But i fucking did it anyway. And I don't like it.


( Dumb )

I'm worth $1,406,171.10! How much are you worth?

1. Tell me something obvious about yourself.
2. Tell me something about yourself that I don't know.
3. What is your biggest fear?
4. Do you normally take the safe route or the shortcut?
5. What is the one thing you want the most that you can't buy with money?
6. What is your most treasured possession?
7. What is the one thing you hate most about yourself that you do the most often?
8. Tell me something about you sexually that I don't know.
9. Tell me something about you sexually that everybody knows.
10. What is your favorite lie to tell?
11. Name something you have done once that you can't wait to do again.
12. Are you the jealous type?
13. What is the 1 person, place or thing that you can never say no to?
14. What is the nicest thing someone has ever done for you?
15. If you could do something crazy right now, what would it be?
16. When was the last time you cried?
17. When was the last time you felt so good that nothing else mattered?
18. Do you feel comfortable in public with no shirt on?
19. Name something embarrassing you did while drunk.
20. If you post this in your journal, do you want me to answer:

I want it to be 5pm cause I don't want to work ...

Holy crap, it's been a Monday.


For real.

I'm sucha putz.

I saw the accident coming but thanks to being on cold medicine and me being all fuzzy headed - I clipped the corner bumper of an old ass van. Had the old fuckers used their turn signal and not cut the van off, he wouldn't have slammed on his breaks, and I wouldn't have hit his bumper. In Florida, rear-ends are always the behind-car's fault. Thankfully the man didn't care to call insurance because his old ass van's metal bumper was fine.

Whereas my passenger-side front quarter panel is now in my wheel well.

Thank you, old fuckers, for making my driving experience so much fucking better.
And Thank you, flu for making me take medicine which impairs my reaction time.

And Thank the gods everyone's ok....